Barrel Proof #139: Lazy River
We’re back! This week we talk about our ideal stadium features, landing spots for former players, the fate of the [...]
We’re back! This week we talk about our ideal stadium features, landing spots for former players, the fate of the [...]
So continues my tradition of using the worst picture Google can produce to announce player news: Louisville City announced this [...]
This is not a regular feature, so don't get used to it. BUT, there's a lot going on in American [...]
The dust had barely settled on Louisville City's USL Championship season before the club announced that sixteen players on the [...]
The defender joins Tom, Brian, and Matt Owens on the show this week to talk about...whatever’s on his mind. Sean’s [...]
We're back! Now that Thanksgiving, Gray Thursday (?), Black Friday, and family gathering awkwardness/delightfulness is behind us for a little [...]
EDITOR'S NOTE: I went back and re-read my "We did it." post I wrote a couple hours after LouCity hoisted [...]
Ken, Brian, Matt Owens and Joe Vala slur their way through their foggy memories of the greatest night in LouCity [...]
Well, the players did it. But we helped. A lot, I like to think. When a few of us started [...]
WHO: Swope Park Rangers, Western Conference Playoff Champions, minions of Hat Trick Harry up there. WHAT: The USL Cup Final [...]
Most of you probably didn't watch a USL Western Conference match all season. I spend an inordinate amount of time [...]
We relive the Eastern Conference finals, preview the FINAL against Swope Park Rangers, and engage in a Civil Procedure lecture [...]
That was awesome. I'm still buzzing about that match, and my guess is you are, too. A draw after extra [...]
WHO: New York Red Bulls, defeated Charleston Battery and Tampa Bay Rowdies in Rounds 1 & 2 WHAT: The USL [...]
I decided I didn't like the term "STATCAP" anymore, I thought this title was catchy, and it also kinda forces [...]
WHO: Rochester Rhinos, 2-1 AET winners against visiting Charlotte Independence in Round 1 WHAT: A second round USL Cup Playoffs [...]
Late last night, Louisville Metro Council approved a series of ordinances that allow Louisville City and other associated entities to [...]
USL Playoffs, Dave Sarachan and more!
WHO: Bethlehem Steel, 8 seed, 1-0-1 head to head WHAT: A Round One USL Cup Playoff match WHEN: Friday, October [...]
This week, Tim, Brian and Tom talk about the Richmond game, THE PLAYOFFS, and the s**tshow that is US Soccer [...]
Chances are, by now, if you didn't watch last night's utter debacle in Trinidad, you've at least heard that the [...]
Just past the midpoint of the season, this was a match I had circled on my calendar. I was certain [...]
WHO: Charlotte Independence, 13-8-9, 48 points, 4th place, Eastern Conference WHAT: A LouCity home USL match WHEN: Saturday, October 7, [...]
Tim, Taylor and Ken are joined by the recently unencumbered Jonathan Lintner this week to talk about below-average soccer, stadium [...]
Truth time! I've been in Mexico for a week, and therefore have no idea what's happened in the last two [...]
WHO: Toronto FC II, not many wins, too many losses, not enough points to matter, Eastern Conference WHAT: Leg 2 [...]
WHO: Ottawa Fury, 7-9-11, 32 points, 12th place Eastern Conference WHAT: The first of LouCity's three-game road trip to the [...]
WHO: Rochester Rhinos, 11-5-10, 43 points, 4th place Eastern Conference WHAT: Another midweek LouCity home match! WHEN: Wednesday, September 20, [...]
I'm still not sure how I feel about this result. The Steel were gifted Cory Burke's 21st minute penalty kick [...]
WHO: Bethlehem Steel, 10-11-4, 34 points, 9th place Eastern Conference WHAT: A Friday LouCity home USL match! WHEN: Friday, September [...]
Tim, Tom, Ken, and Taylor talk about the demolition of Pittsburgh, the run-in toward the end of the season, and [...]
I don't have anything catchy to say. Come back tomorrow to see if that changes! You want nicknames? How about [...]
Turns out I got bored and decided to write one of these for a game where the numbers going LouCity's [...]
There probably won't be a STATCAP this week unless I get really bored. There's not a lot to learn from [...]
WHO: Pittsburgh Riverhounds, 8-8-10, 34 points, 10th place Eastern Conference WHAT: Louisville City's 25th USL league match WHEN: Saturday, September [...]
Written while folding a metric ton of laundry and watching some guys in the ugliest yet also stupid-expensive clothes I've [...]
Pretty boring day on the lower division soccer internet yesterday. Nothing but calm, rational, non-finger-pointing conversations being had. US Soccer [...]
This week we forget to talk about soccer and instead discuss the placement of various ideologies on the global political [...]
If your Labor Day weekend was anything like mine, you have been telling yourself you're "never drinking again" a lot [...]
WHO: Charleston Battery, 11-6-8, 41 points, 3rd place Eastern Conference WHAT: A home USL match WHEN: Saturday, September 2, 2017, [...]